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The prestigious title "Wanker of the Week" is awarded at irregular intervals (so not weekly at all, then) to politicians, officials and members of the public who have in our opinion distinguished themselves by being subservient to political correctness, by hiding behind their job descriptions, by being dishonest or selfish or just plain stupid. They are listed in chronological order beginning with our very first award back in 2004.
A spokesman for Suffolk Police
Baroness Sarah Ludford MEP
Stephen Newton, Lib-Dem parliamentary candidate
Charles Clarke MP, then Home Secretary
Alistair Darling MP, then Transport Secretary
Michael Williamson, Chairman of Cambridgeshire Police Authority
An anonymnous magistrate
Calderdale Royal Hospital, Halifax
Julie Thomson of Hull City Council Corporate Equalities Unit
Chris Fehlinger
John Smith, President of the Royal College of Surgeons
PC Zahid Malik of Nottinghamshire Police
George Galloway MP
Norman Baker, Lib-Dem spokesman for the environment
Dorset Police
The Hereward pub in Ely
Some people who complained to BBC Radio 4
Andrea Scott of Barnstaple Age Concern
"TL", a correspondent in the Sunday Times "Homes" letter section
Ali Macdonald of Devon Fire and Rescue, and Dr.Tamara Griffiths of the British Skin Foundation
Television watchdog Ofcom
John Lambert, head of Rawmarsh Community School, Rotherham
David Onamade, Director of Somerset Racial Equality Council
Trading Standards officers at Powys County Council
ITV and presenters Sir Trevor McDonald, Zoe Ball and Anneke Rice. As well as being named "Wankers of the Week", the three presenters were also awarded the title "Porkie of the Week" with ribbon and bar
Tom Black of Dundee
David Viner, Professor of Climatology at the University of East Anglia
Jon Collins, Leader of Nottingham City Council, and Chief Superintendent Marcus Beale of Nottinghamshire Police
Al Gore
Councillor Alan Burkitt of Sandwell Council
Chief Fire Officer Stephen Hunter of Tayside Fire and Rescue Service
Lambeth Borough Council
GM crop protesters
The town of Sidmouth, Devon
Stafford Borough Council
Paris Hilton
Hammersmith & Fulham Council
The Arts Council, Nottinghamshire Constabulary and Notts County Council
The National Trust
An officer of South Wales Police
Health officials and academics from Scotland
Morrisons Supermarket
Dawn Primarolo M.P., Minister for Public Health
Sandhurst Primary School, Lewisham
André Farrar of the RSPB
Certain residents of Leatherhead
Marcus Brigstocke, Vikram Seth and a load of other people you've never heard of
The Department for Health, and managers of the South Tees Hospitals NHS Trust
Daily Mail reader "Anon" of Teesside
Baroness Sarah Ludford MEP - again
Author and philosopher John Gray
Margaret Devonshire of Pickering, Yorkshire
The charity Alcohol Concern, and a delighful but rather foolish gentleman called Mark Boyle
Lord Goldsmith
The National Union of Teachers
American blogger Debbie Schlussel
Gordon McBroon, Harriet Harman and the rest of that sorry bunch of tossers at Westminster
An anonymous spokeswanker for Friends of the Earth
Frances Done, head of the government's Youth Justice Board
Helen Clark ex-MP (not)
Anne Snelgrove, who is either MP for South Swindon or a small dog, we're not sure which
Broxbourne Borough Council. Or possibly not.
John Coates, President of the Australian Olympic Committee
Ourselves. That's right, the whole damn lot of us
Virgin Train Manager
Liverpool City Council
Gloucester City Council
Christians. Yes, I know that includes a lot of people. Its what you call "a broad church"
A strange and secretive man called Gregory Carlin
Ed Miliband, Secretary of State for Wind Turbines and other tall, useless articles
Derek Hardy, Policy Manager for Housing & Community Safety at North Dorset District Council
The Department of Health. What would we do without them?
Mid-Devon District Council and local authorities everywhere
Naomi Byron of "Youth Against Racism", Councillors Peter McDonald and Richard Deeming, and various inhabitants of the village of Cofton Hackett in Worcestershire
The Law - no longer just an Ass, now a full-fledged Wanker with bells and whistles
Journalist and closet cannibal Tom Sykes
An anonymous spokesman for the Department for Children, Schools and Families
The Citizens' Electoral Council of Australia
Boris Johnson, Mayor of London. Now there's a turn-up for the books
Mr.Tim Nicholson and Justice Michael Burton
American journalists Rachel Morris and Julia Whitty
Journalist Paul Sims, the Daily Mail and quite a lot of the people who read it
Sarah Whittle (a.k.a."Sarah the Carer") of Peterborough
Polly Higgins, a lawyer and environmentalist
Ellis Drummond, a yob from Rushden
The tabloid press, in particular the Daily Mail
Doctors Christian Akubuine, Bakhtawar Shah Khattak and Vivake Roddah and their bosses at Milton Keynes General Hospital
Sunday Times columnist Matt Rudd
A vicious little toad called R.T.Jones
Politician and dangerous loony Harriet Harman. Again.
Politician and Eastenders actress Sayeeda Warsi
Most radio and television presenters under the age of about thirty-five
Radio 5 Live presenter Victoria Derbyshire and her black-and-white brain
It had to happen eventually. Finally, David Bloody Cameron
A local councillor from Walthamstow called Clyde Loakes
Various Church of England dignitaries, including the Arch-Wanker, Catweazle himself
An anonymous Lycra lout cyclist who's a damn sight too full of himself
Councillor David Bagshaw and his colleagues on Eastwood Town Council, Nottinghamshire
Upper class twit Lord Bichard and a magistrate named Tony Kaye
Trafford Housing Trust and two of its employees
Author Guy Walters - oh, and the Guardian newspaper, but that goes without saying, doesn't it?
Suzanne Goldenberg, US environment correspondent of the Guardian newspaper
An unscrupulous catalogue firm from Farnborough called Afibel
Green party MEP Jean Lambert
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